dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

 - "Fart on your body I came alive"
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ilovedrake12345:

it was liver

chrom-o-ween:

*British blogger voice* I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICANS DON’T HAVE TREES OR AIR OR FOOD OR NOUNS

Meeting an alien for the first time

keisuk3:

Me: spell icup

blackgirlcrisis:

"Some people are really, really disappointed that Blue Ivy looks Black.

The people who wanted Blue Ivy to be their racially ambiguous dream-child have found themselves in the midst of a rude awakening. It appears that they forgot, or perhaps never cared to realize, that Blue Ivy is the child of two Black parents, and that their hopes and dreams of her being the beige child they could obsess over, and project their anti-Blackness onto, have been deferred. For as Blue Ivy grows and develops into the beautiful child that she is, her features have not stayed in the realm of Whiteness that so many of us are comfortable with when it comes to finding Black to be beautiful. Her hair is not the wavy texture that they hoped for. Her nose is not the thin one they hoped for. Her skin is not the beige, off-white, lemon color that they hoped for. Blue Ivy is a Black child with full lips, hair that grows defiantly towards the sky, and skin that is much more chocolate than vanilla.”

tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

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rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

oomshi:

raveioli:

why

aeropostale delete this

scotty-bear:

I would keep a girl forever if she said this to me

scotty-bear:

I would keep a girl forever if she said this to me

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

dopematters:

Nailed it!

dopematters:

Nailed it!