shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

tanpom:

if i have to text you first every single time then we aint gonna text ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

image

not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

smoteymote:

catbountry:

goathoof:

tinyneedleteeth:

valesbloggingadventures:

fuzzleyan:

so basically someone made a redesigned version of Comic Sans and holy shit I never knew I could warm up to something that resembles Comic Sans like this

I’m not a typographer so my eyes aren’t trained for this but I think I might use this from now on

yes

A heroic effort

It looks really good to me.  A lot cleaner.

Neat.

YES

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

jdmookami:

sixpenceee:

The Sound of Silence is a horror games that dynamically adapts to a person’s greatest fear. It will deliver a different experience to each player. The game is said to be released in early 2014.

You can view the full concept idea of it here: X

I wish to play this game. Like right now. No one knows my deepest fears, not even me. This shall be good

^^^ 

THIS

I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS MESSAGE

beyoncebeytwice:

beyoncebeytwice:

is there a character limit in fanmail